yourfriendg00: cute nicknames for your significant other: old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport
flawlesscuntgangbang: After a talk with my kiki, I realize I need to fucking rise above. I am going to rise, get hot, get fit, get attractive, and make these little fuckers who bring me down eat it. Because I am what? SICKENING.
thatfunnyblog: KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.
kirbyrightbackatya: do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just
Anonymous asked: What's your sexuality? Ps your cute
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are